WANK.TOWN

fresh squeezed since 2019

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CONTENT

CONTEXT

"New rat"


04/07/26

"dropping support"


04/07/26

"BUYING STOCKS"


03/31/26

"I think you mean to say"


03/24/26

"The Blue Meanie"


03/21/26

"piss like that"


12/12/25

"like smeagol but with turds"


08/12/25

"yeah man"


08/07/25

"Guys I gotta flip in 2 minutes, remind me"


07/11/25

"bogo"


06/30/25

"My psychic eye"


06/29/25

"good gore videos"


06/19/25

"How many birds are in a ztar"


04/04/25

"i have several copies"


03/23/25

""bill""


02/26/25

"has anyone made the gummy bear sing"


02/07/25

"The sausage is made for thee"


02/05/25

"moron furry fuck"


02/05/25

"shadow said hell"


02/04/25

"cum galaxies"


01/22/25

"FREEDOM OF SPEECH"


08/30/24

"You enjoy that art?"


04/26/24

"IT'S A PISSMAS MIRACLE!!!!"


12/24/23

"What a good find!"


08/01/23

"the big porno theater in the sky"


08/01/23

"grape soda"


07/29/23

"Once again"


07/27/23

"hentai protagonist haircut"


07/11/23

"No, And no"


07/09/23

"state mandated prostate exams"


06/22/23

"another week of work completed"


06/14/23

"RASPBERRY JELLY DONUTS" #NationalDonutDay


06/02/23

"MOUNTAIN OF WOMEN"


05/10/23

"BLUEBERRY BOY!"


05/09/23

"the indian subcontiennt" or "big tits getting slapped"


05/02/23

live free, live hard


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04/27/23

"training squirting"


04/17/23

"hadn't felt any real pride since"


03/05/23

"the most sensible image I've ever posted"


01/30/23

"here's a spoiler for you"


01/27/23

"hierarchy of needs, bottom to top"


01/16/23

"Minty Mayhem"


01/12/23

"and you're letting him SHRIVEL and DIE"


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01/11/23

"JK Rowling really has me by the balls"


01/10/23

"just his penis kissing my butt"


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12/15/22

#Christmas #christmas2022 #piss


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12/04/22

"A tuft of hair on the pp"


12/01/22

"a single twinkie"


11/29/22

"red alert is code for roll initiative"


11/22/22

"quaternions are gay rotations"


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11/07/22

"I FORGOT I FORGOT ITS A MIDDLE AGES TEENAGE DRAMA"


11/05/22

"Another batch o peppers"


11/04/22

"BUILDER'S LEAGUE UNITED"


11/03/22

"wearing a skant"


11/02/22

"porn is like 5% of my day"


11/01/22

"contry"


10/24/22

"2 slices of bread in my toaster"


10/23/22

"in halo"


10/22/22

"Before we had septapus"


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10/07/22

"uh oh, mama mia"


10/06/22

"LOL cock"


10/03/22

"When I eat corn"


09/18/22

"twice in one night"


09/16/22

"incriminating beyond belief"


09/16/22

"business proposition"


09/11/22

"on sight"


08/16/22

"the poop"


08/15/22

"sexy jack frost S M T"


07/26/22

"the reserve one"


07/25/22

"the natural beauty of the universe"


07/23/22

"no matter what"


07/13/22

"bonus points"


07/07/22

"AN OPTIMIST OF THE WORST KIND"


07/06/22

"Post fox porn RIGHT NOW"


07/05/22

"went to go take a piss"


07/02/22

"That's why I like it"


07/02/22

"opening a bottle"


07/01/22

"thermodynamically efficient"


06/27/22

"Sad, Very sad"


06/16/22

"the clown has checked *me*"


06/03/22

"AND RIGHT TO THE GLORYHOLE"


05/30/22

"i'm currently EATING why would you SAY THAT"


05/26/22

"water cooling"


05/25/22

"putting down the bunny 💉"


05/18/22

"resident medical student"


05/16/22

"4 minute nature documentary"


05/16/22

"schalmbopus"


05/15/22

""Licking rancid petals""


05/09/22

"ask and ye shall be let down."


05/06/22

"deliberate ableism"


04/29/22

"US cheese stockpile"


04/29/22

"like magic"


04/23/22

"elden rune"


03/23/22

"The Marriage of Figaro?"


03/21/22

"the circle of life"


02/25/22

"MISTER ELECTRIC, LIKE AND RETWEET THIS COMIC FOR ENGAGEMENT ON TWITTER DOT COM"


01/07/22

"Jamaican bobsled team"


12/30/21

"popeyes"


12/30/21

"funnier without the rest"


12/29/21

"mystery inc"


12/29/21

"🐦"


12/25/21

"the first person to request that page in SIX YEARS"


12/07/21

"four short radiating arms"


11/29/21

CLOWN NECKSNAP


11/23/21

"pepsi, bepsi, bebsi, pebsi"


11/17/21

"divine"


11/09/21

"All 7,000 fucking tons"


11/05/21

"Too fucking tired for it"


10/30/21

"copper"


10/26/21

"If you need me I'll be in the library jerking off"


10/22/21

"hey hey hey share those around!"


10/20/21

"Cyberterrorism"


10/17/21

"progressing nicely"


10/02/21

"what vile creature"


09/29/21

"Health can be Red or Green, Stamina can be Green or Yellow"


09/22/21

"Tell me something girl"


09/06/21

"That has to be the shittiest rainbow logo I've seen"


06/02/21

"pedobottle"


05/20/21

"blar your mosic louder"


04/19/21

"dog on the rise again"


04/16/21

"Truly I am the midwit"


04/15/21

"you decrease the amount of time you spend killing people, and where's the fun in that"


04/09/21

"central services"


04/08/21

"under your pillow"


04/08/21

"finally some WANK.TOWN material"


04/08/21

"the C word one before 20 was released specifically to gather data on what happens during a pandemic"


04/08/21

"zero ETH"


03/09/21

"Asking 20 eth for this as well"


03/09/21

"caveman's delight"


03/09/21

"IF U READ THIS
UR GAY"


02/19/21

"anecdotes"


01/28/21

"In light of recent events,"


01/06/21

"🥳"


12/31/20

"the roof psycho"


12/27/20

"dont say anything, just shut up"


12/24/20

"Should I shit myself"


12/12/20

"out fucking skilled"


11/17/20

"and it hurt my back"


11/03/20

"how did that get me so hard"


10/26/20

"shut the fuck up, nerd, mother fucker"


09/12/20

"Doctor endorses unprotected sex"


08/06/20

"my libido"


08/01/20

SOMETIMES I BE SHITTIN
AND MY LEGS WILL GO NUMB


07/28/20

"pls delete"


07/22/20

"orbeez"


07/22/20

"Hallelujah"


07/19/20

"not now dad"


07/18/20

"going to die now"


07/18/20

"pepsi time"


07/13/20

"FALLOUT 4"


07/11/20

"o fug :DDD"


07/09/20

"tuto lel"


07/06/20

Awesome!!


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07/02/20

"racist for a second"


06/25/20

"beethoven, shit the bed"


06/18/20

"the pussy crushing machine"


06/17/20

"ronald mcdonald, ronald reagan"


06/14/20

"Ohio"


06/03/20

"daydreaming"


05/23/20

"Where is he giving birth"


05/23/20

"recursion time"


04/26/20

"Pictures work now???"


04/24/20

"i love the beatles"


04/13/20

"my cum bottle, it's being DESTROYED"


04/10/20

"no idea what you guys are talking about anymore"


04/06/20

"Radiation fucks you up, it's insane, you literally just melt"


04/06/20

"i'm going to fuck you're ass with me pnis"


04/05/20

"religious goatse"


04/05/20

"The best part of Covid-19 is that she's legal"


04/05/20

"I love Mario!"


04/02/20

"People should be made into anime people."


03/24/20

"anyone who calls him doom slayer is a cop, prove me wrong"


03/19/20

"a critique of my life" or "the wank.town site"


03/10/20

"that's wisdom"


03/10/20

"ascii pepsi can"


03/09/20

"kung pow cosplay contest"


02/29/20

"gay idiots"


02/24/20

"Pepsiman cured cancer and gave us 100 dollars"


02/20/20

"That's GOTY material"


02/07/20

"uncontrollable retard strength"


01/21/20

"#SUBWAY #PEPSI #CPAP"


01/21/20

"urethra voring distance"


01/14/20

"this guy, I guess"


01/13/20

"MMotMMMaMMatMoLLTMT"


01/11/20

"dome you"


01/07/20

"VOMIT ON MY SHOES"


01/06/20

"I'd stick my dick in that cactus"


01/04/20

"2020"


01/01/20

"STAR WARS EPISODE X"


12/22/19

"Another successful night of drinking and not getting laid"


12/18/19

"47 minutes"


11/30/19

"@SpigotTheBear"


11/29/19

"funny smell..."


11/27/19

"just like slavery"


11/27/19

"No no no, No no no"


11/26/19

"7 pm"


11/09/19

"Hedgehog cum"


11/09/19

"camel penis"


10/31/19

"no shirts, no shoes, no refunds"


10/22/19

"utterly devastated"


10/19/19

"kumatora, kumatora, Kumatora"


10/11/19

"Pee is stored in this clinicians bottle"


10/07/19

""what if I just threw this brick at a cop car""


10/03/19

"economics"


09/30/19

"HERE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS GUY, @DuvalMagic"


09/24/19

"bad comic"


09/24/19

"cool idea!"


09/23/19

"highly flattering"


09/18/19

"calling @DuvalMagic Randy Bitchford"


09/16/19

"hes horny, hes horny"


09/07/19

"asking too much"


09/06/19

"a tight stranglehold on my balls"


09/06/19

"Nobody has ever gotten laid wearing bowling shoes"


08/27/19

"The Human Experience"


08/21/19

"a good satirical take on the current state of sociopolitics..."


08/19/19

"Trans rights"


08/16/19

"michael from vsauce"


08/16/19

"Raw"


08/15/19

"reruns"


08/11/19

"Good for you pal"


08/11/19

"Good question"


08/06/19

"the feet pics my dear"


08/01/19

"true true"


08/01/19

"Fix go by tug cry high if"


07/31/19

"APEX PREDATOR"


07/30/19

"SENDING OUT AN SOS, SUCK OUR SHIT"


07/27/19

"DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT OUT THIS FIRE OR NOT"


07/27/19

"Medusa"


07/27/19

"YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE POTENT ENOUGH FOR THE JOB, EVERYONE ELSE ALREADY JERKED INTO THE URINALS"


07/19/19

"the worst thing i'll type today"


07/16/19

"phantom blowjob"


07/16/19

"bankrupt"


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"pre-twitter"


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"darkest hour"


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"both parties"


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